The Initial Responses to Masque of the Red Death: The Play

My Masque of the Red Death: The Play is now in paperback on Amazon.

 The initial responses, good and bad, have come in:

•     The best play since My American Cousin! Sic semper tyrannis. J.W. Booth
•     Great! Come and visit me at the farm! Belle Gunness
•     A writer I will be keeping an eye on – closely. R. Heydrich
•     A play showing all the wit and intellectual heft of the Anglo-Saxon mind. Charles de Gaulle
•     ROFLMAO!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤ Kim Jong Il
•     Just what we would expect of an American. George William Frederick of Hanover
•     A playwright worth taking out to a tavern. The Firm of Frizer, Poley & Skeres
•    After reading this, I want to give this writer an all-expenses trip to the White Sea Resort and Casino! J. Stalin
•     An excruciating good time! Donatien Alphonse François
•     Madness! Absolute madness!  Abdul Alhazred,
•     I really loved the dog. Toto Gale
•     Fit for reading around a campfire. Jerry Savonarola
•     Best thing in English since 1912. Dr. F. Manchu
•     Just buy the damned book by the damned writer. He needs the damned money.  (Old) Nicholas Scratch
•     Finger licking good! Jorge of Burgos
•     This being the best of all possible worlds, this is the best of all possible plays. Pangloss, Professor.
•     Based on this play, I'd give the writer a contract! Mephistopheles

As for the negative ones

• A travesty. E.A. Poe.
• Dreck. Bertie B.
• Exquisitely painful. Leopold von Sacher-Masoch
• I bought it. I read it. I understand nothing of it. Julius C.
• Finally! Proof! It was you who was crazy! Your Ex
• Piffle. And there is no dog, you stupid dog! Mombi
• I really have no idea why my name is attached. Augustine, Bishop of Hippo
• In English, I can think of only one word – appalling. Hank Ibsen.
• Clearly, the writer lacks any understanding of the dialectic, being an American absorbed into the deceptions of the capitalist system. L. Trotsky
• Another COMMUNIST, LIBERAL, FASCIST, SOCIALIST WHO HATES AMERICA!!!! Crap! Crap! Crap! FASCIST SOCIALIST LIBERAL DEMOCRAT COMMUNISTS LIKE HIM will not be allowed to write such terrible, terrible trash when I AM PRESIDENT! I will Make America Great Again and put an end to trash like this! ANONYMOUS GOLFER AND REAL ESTATE BILLIONAIRE AND WINNER!!!
  
• W e don't allow woke books like this in Florida! When I am President, I will keep all of America free from woke propaganda like this! Florida uber alles Rules!
• Proves everything wrong with American education. I felt my IQ points slipping away with every word I read. Make me glad I moved. Recent émigré to Canada.
  

Well, I hope you had fun with that. I must say, I hope all of you reading this do follow Scratch's advice. I do need the money.

 Thank you and have a good day.

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